Your socials run on otter-pilot.
A done-for-you AI marketing assistant for creators who should be running the thing they are good at, not the Instagram. It plans the week, writes in your voice, cuts your clips into reels, and posts to five platforms. You tap approve. About fifteen minutes of your day, on social accounts you own and keep.
Join the waitlistOpening to a first group soon. No card, no commitment.
Posting is not the hard part. Finding four hours a week for it is. So your assistant does the four hours, and what is left over fits in the gaps of a normal day.
14 minutes
Film. Your assistant tells you exactly what is worth shooting, the shots and the order, so you are never standing there guessing. Shoot it on your phone and send it over.
1 minute
Approve. The reel comes back cut, captioned and colour corrected, with the day’s posts beside it, all scheduled. You look it over and tap approve.
Weekly
A short, plain report on what actually worked, and what it is making more of because of it. No dashboard to learn.
That is the whole job. Everything else already happened without you.
Your marketing assistant
Pick a face, give it a name, and meet the partner who takes your marketing off your plate for good. It learns how you talk, what your customers love and what you would never say, and it works for your business and nobody else.
Examples, not limits. Name yours anything you like, and if none of these fit your brand we make one for you during setup. Whatever face you pick, the voice is always yours.
Nothing an AI generates will ever beat fifteen real seconds of your actual business. Your hands, your space, your regulars, the pour, the fitting, the before and the after. Buyers can tell, and they buy from people.
So the split is simple, and we will not blur it to sound more impressive. You stay the creator. Everything around creating comes off your plate: the cutting, the captions, the design, the scheduling, and an honest report on what actually worked. Show it a post you love and it holds itself to that bar from then on.
You film. You approve. Your assistant does everything else.
Seven things happen every week, on repeat, while you run the business. Two of them are yours, and together they are your fifteen minutes.
The formats, hooks and topics that actually earn attention in your industry, built into your profile with you at setup. Nothing gets written on a hunch.
What goes out, which day, and why that one. Built to sell something, not to chase a view count that never turned into a customer.
Captions the way you actually talk, built on your photos, your clips and your brand. Not a template pack with your logo dropped in the corner.
The shots, the angle and the order, so you are never standing there guessing. About fourteen minutes with your phone, then send it over and you are done.
The corner table, golden hour.
Phone at table height, steady · Fifteen seconds, get the pour · Then the room behind it
Every reel and post exactly as it will appear, already cut and captioned. About a minute. Approve it, change it, or throw it out and say why in your own words. It learns from every note, and anything you say “from now on” it follows every time.
The cross-posting grind disappears. Your assistant reformats, recaptions and posts properly on each platform, at the times you chose, on accounts in your own name.
What worked, what flopped, and what it is making more of because of it. Plain English and real numbers, never a dashboard of things that do not matter.
Then it starts again, smarter, without being asked.
Your system reports its own health to us. Most problems are fixed the same day, usually before you would have noticed one.
Your posts, your videos, your schedule and your social accounts belong to you, and so do your followers. If you ever leave, all of it stays right where it is.
Every piece waits for your tap, on every plan, forever. There is no setting that turns that off by accident.
You send photos and raw clips straight from your phone. Nothing needs editing first and nothing needs to be perfect. Your assistant writes the captions in your voice, makes all four of these, and posts them natively to all five platforms: Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Pinterest and YouTube.
Reels cut from
your clips
Reels built from
your photos
Carousels people
swipe through
Posts with your
words on them
HDR colour corrected so phone footage does not post washed out
It learns your editing style from every note you give
Nothing posts until you approve every single piece, every time
A plain English report every week, on what actually worked
You pick the days and times and change them whenever you like
Approved from your phone in about a minute, wherever you are
Your assistant learns from how you already talk: your existing captions, your website, and the way you describe what you do on the first call. Then you correct it in plain words and it never makes that mistake again. Nothing posts without your tap, so a caption you would not have written never goes out.
Two answers, and the first one is free. Anything you finish yourself rides on top: send in a reel you cut on your own phone and your assistant writes it up, schedules it and posts it, and it never touches your weekly number.
Your weekly number is for the reels your assistant cuts: raw clips in, finished reel out, with the cut, the captions, the colour and the music. That is the expensive part, so that is the number on your plan. There are no overage packs and you cannot buy a sixth reel, on purpose, because a cap you can quietly blow through is how people end up with a bill they did not expect.
So when you want that sixth reel two weeks running, that is your upgrade. Tell your assistant, we put it in writing, and the new numbers start on the first of the following month. We do not prorate anything mid-month, in either direction.
No. Plenty of the best accounts never show a face: hands, product, the room, the before and after. But somebody has to point a phone at the real thing for a few minutes, because that footage is the part that sells and no AI is going to fake it convincingly.
Because your assistant is built around your business, not handed a login. Over two guided working sessions we set it up with your brand, your voice, your accounts and your plan, and you approve how it looks before anything goes live.
Your content comes with you. Your posts, videos, schedule, social accounts and followers were yours the whole time, and they stay exactly where they are. Give thirty days notice and we switch your assistant off.
Because a scheduler is an empty calendar. It will not decide what to post, write it, design it, cut your video, or tell you what to film on Tuesday. If the hard part of your week is pressing publish, buy the tool. If the hard part is everything before that, this is for you.
We will not promise you leads or followers, and you should be careful with anyone who does. What we will promise is that your business shows up every single day, in your voice, with the real thing on camera, and that you will know by Friday what worked.
We are opening to a first group of creators. Put your name down and we will tell you when it is your turn, with everything above waiting for you.
It takes under a minute, we ask two short questions so the first conversation is useful, and there is no card and no commitment.
Check your email for a note confirming your place. We open to people in the order they signed up, and we will tell you when it is your turn.
Nothing else to do for now. If you want to get ahead, start saving the clips you would want posted.
A place on the waitlist is not a guarantee of access.
We open in the order we recorded, and your place is the moment you signed up.
The programme, its plans and its prices may change before you are invited.